I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn’t on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show
Tsuper fun disparity between my younger cousin being on vacation to Italy with his partner of 6 years who he’s most likely going to propose to in the next few days and me who told their boyfriend of six months I love you for the first time only to get told be doesn’t think he feels the same way and that he doesn’t envision most of his future with another person by his side
reminding myself there are no truly “bad days”, because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that’s very good actually
look at this absolutely fucking MINISCULE rabbit. i am sharing it with you. i hope it improves your day
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called “never found” which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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